sammydalammy:

There are three types of Apples to Apples players:

1. Those that are literal.

2. Those that are ironic.

3. Those that should be playing Cards Against Humanity.

(via ciselurecourtney)

teamsasskid:

poetry

Dear future child
If it’s 3am and you find yourself in a world of complete despair
Please do not turn to strangers on the internet for solace as I did
Please climb onto my bed
And I will hold you until the demons sleep
If it is Thursday morning and you are too sad to move
I won’t force you
I will buy ice cream and we will watch your favourite tv show and I will remind you of your importance
If you feel as if you have no purpose
I will remind you that you were created entirely with love and every pain you feel, I feel too
When you’re sure you can’t go on anymore
I will tell you that when I was 21 I searched for peace at the bottom of a vodka bottle chased by a bottle of pain killers
But that five years later
When you were placed in my arms in the delivery room
I realised that you were why I had been holding on
Without realising it, you saved me, do you know how amazing that is?
So if you ever feel like grabbing that vodka bottle, put it down, we will get in the car and I will drive until the sky turns magenta
I will show you how the sun rises every morning to encourage you to rise too
Sweetheart I refuse to be unaware of your sufferings

Your mental health is my priority. (via 1112pm)

(Source: be-fearless-brave-and-kind, via semi-sweetsouthernbelle)

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]
tastefullyoffensive:

[bombingofdresden]
acidics:

Man I will NEVER get tired of saying FUCK FOX NEWS

acidics:

Man I will NEVER get tired of saying FUCK FOX NEWS

(via ohlittledarlin)

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

(via ohlittledarlin)

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

(via matermatriscanislupus)

carpediemfit:

happyvibes-healthylives:

Peanut Butter Apple Wrap


😍

Making in the morning.

cravings:

me whenever i drink something from a wine glass

image

(Source: cravings, via totally-relatable)