Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
Take a Hint- Victoria Justice & Elizabeth Gillies
YOU ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN IS AND I TOLD YOU IT WAS STOP
So let’s take a moment to talk about how fucking badass this fucking song is.
“STOP YOUR STARING AT MY *HEY*”
WOW THIS IS GREAT ALL FAITH RESTORED INTO NICKELODEON THANK YOU OMG
i really like this
^^ JAMMIN. can we have more hulk smash songs about street/club/bar harassment plz?
Disney’s FROZEN VHS Trailer (1995)
Anna looks like a player
IF Y’ALL DON’T WATCH THIS IMMA CAST A SPELL ON YOU MUHFUCKAS
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
OMFG WHO EVEN HAS TEH TIME TO MAKE GLORIOSU SHIT LIKE THIS I REALLY CANNOT WITH YOU PEOPLE
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
Talk Dirty l Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz
aka the song that will have you dancing in your seat regardless where you are
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