pleatedjeans:

via
blvckgoldenn:

That one friend that acts out when boys are around

blvckgoldenn:

That one friend that acts out when boys are around

(via lolsofunny)

bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips
Pale face
Would ya
Change ya fate

holy shit

bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips

Pale face

Would ya

Change ya fate

holy shit

(Source: aliveinmusic, via lolsofunny)

zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me go

let me go

(via lolsofunny)

asstasticb4summer:

anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

Haha the club one

(via literallydreaming)

Take a day to heal from the lies you’ve told yourself and the ones that have been told to you.

Maya Angelou  (via femmefelin)

(Source: the-healing-nest, via naughtynacirema)

sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

(via lostbelle)

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

(via matermatriscanislupus)

(Source: ohmydisney, via lolsofunny)

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.
one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying
she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod
she believed


AalllleeexxxxxxTurned out to be a douche. Boooo

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed

Aalllleeexxxxxx

Turned out to be a douche. Boooo

(via naughtynacirema)

tastefullyoffensive:

[rbanders]

hulu:

Once again, Mindy speaks for the masses.

(via fuckiminmytwenties)

WHEN SOMEONE ELSE STARTS SINGNING FROZEN WITH ME

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via naughtynacirema)

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

I can totes buy canada. Just saying

(via naughtynacirema)